Get a Regular
(The Patron Saint of Boob-Checking)
’Twas this week before Christmas, when all through HQ,
The Boob Team had gathered, with a message for you.
Look, we’re about to get cheesy, but it’s just cause we care,
(And partly to ensure that next Christmas you’re there).
To the trekkers in their hiking boots, hand upon map,
The Uni Boob Teams whose efforts left us needing a nap,
The Boobettes who gave talks, from zoom screens to schools,
You’re out there changing lives, and that’s pretty cool.
To the patrons and partners who raised funds and awareness,
The teachers and doctors who showed checking shouldn’t scare us,
The community fundraisers who poured out their passion,
And the legends at TikTok – you’ve made boob-checking FASHUN.
Yes, shout out to ASDA for Tickling us Pink,
Three cheers to our advisory groups for making us think,
Raise a glass to our media moguls, The 7 Stars,
And the Run the Ring massive, you icons in cars.
See our team may be small, but the boob world is VAST,
And we’ve a whole load of thank you’s for the year that’s just passed.
It’s a very long list, but we’ll try and keep it quick,
and call them by name, in the spirit of St Nick:
Now, Animade! Now, Avon! Now, FreshTech! Now, Gi!
On, PrettyBird! On Global! On Fold and trustees!
From campus to checkout, you’ve helped spread the word,
Bringing boob chat to the masses so that together, we’re heard.
If you gave a monthly gift, shared a story or post,
You’ve done something epic, and to that, we shall toast.
Here’s to 2021! This year has been REAL.
Merry Christmas to you, from us all at CoppaFeel!